Financial Wizardy at Work: Frozen Money Technology
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Thanks to the ingenuity of Louisiana Democrat William Jefferson, several innovations have been introduced to keep your money safe. Jefferson expanded the idea of cold, hard cash, and took it one step …
Bomb for a Bomb and Rocket for a Rocket; What Hath Terrorism Wrought but a New Code Of Hammurabi
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Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we’ve got at this point in our nascent human development, having made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that the…
Preacher Gets Religion; Is Overcome By Tolerance
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The Reverence Gregory Gird, preacher at a thriving megachurch with 5,000 devoted members, caused quite a stir and lost 1,000 adherents when he gave a sermon in which he came right out and defended tol…
Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Aims To Drain Infection
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Noticing that inflammatory behavior by Hezbollah and Hamas has been festering more and more acutely, Ehud Olmert, MD – in this case, Military Doctor – decided that, to avoid a wider infection, he …
"Fed Up" Candy Lashes Out At Unsuspecting Parade Goers
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This just in … The annual Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City started off as any other, until 11:30 am EST when a helium filled balloon attacked two unsuspecting parade viewers by entangling a …
Department of Homeland Security Names Terrorist Targets; Includes Flea Market And Popcorn Factory
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The department of homeland security released its list of likely terrorist targets in the US and, in so doing, revealed how it devastatingly misallocated funds to protect the nation from terrorists, se…
Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
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(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the ninth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or at www.newslaugh.com below each new installment, in case you …
Good News for Goofballs
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I’ve found that there’s a gap in the set of self-help and how-to books available. Sure, there are books to improve your outlook, and boost your self-esteem. If you want to learn to cook, or start a bu…
