Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase. She thinks she found a human bone. They were putting up a fence in their backyard. They’ve been digging and shoveling an…
How To Be The Model Movie Watcher
We have all been there: the lights dim, the surround sound booms, and then, of course…the cell phone rings.Movies are meant to be an escape, but it is often times difficult to slip into a different …
This Is Not a Scam
This recently came into my e-mail box and I thought I would share it with you.To: Mr. Hauser, in Mytown, USAFrom: Barrister Retard AnnoyingOkey Dokey Law Firm and Legal Practitioners, Nigeria.Greeting…
Who Cracked My Crystal Ball?
It seems like an awful lot of people are asking my opinion these days, usually about things on which I have no opinion to give. They ask my take on international politics, global warming, the overseas…
Creek on Fire
One would think it impossible to set a creek on fire. But that was only a minor challenge for Cousin Charley.Regular readers of this column have met Charley before as a disrupter of church revivals an…
The Sad Truth About the Most Viewed Ezine Articles
Having written a number of humorous and political ezine articles to kind of get my feet wet in this new frontier, I decided to see what other subjects are most often viewed. I’m inquisitive that way…
Financial Wizardy at Work: Frozen Money Technology
Thanks to the ingenuity of Louisiana Democrat William Jefferson, several innovations have been introduced to keep your money safe. Jefferson expanded the idea of cold, hard cash, and took it one step …
My Presidential Slogan: I Shall Go To Korea!
I decided the reason my presidential campaign never got off the ground during the last presidential election was because I never had a slogan. For this campaign I will not make that mistake again. I t…

