Bomb for a Bomb and Rocket for a Rocket; What Hath Terrorism Wrought but a New Code Of Hammurabi
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Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we’ve got at this point in our nascent human development, having made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that the…
Preacher Gets Religion; Is Overcome By Tolerance
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The Reverence Gregory Gird, preacher at a thriving megachurch with 5,000 devoted members, caused quite a stir and lost 1,000 adherents when he gave a sermon in which he came right out and defended tol…
Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Aims To Drain Infection
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Noticing that inflammatory behavior by Hezbollah and Hamas has been festering more and more acutely, Ehud Olmert, MD – in this case, Military Doctor – decided that, to avoid a wider infection, he …
Department of Homeland Security Names Terrorist Targets; Includes Flea Market And Popcorn Factory
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The department of homeland security released its list of likely terrorist targets in the US and, in so doing, revealed how it devastatingly misallocated funds to protect the nation from terrorists, se…
Can Anyone Learn to be Funny?
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Probably the single greatest asset which anyone can ever have in conversations is the ability to make other people laugh.Whether you are asking your boss for a raise, talking to someone who you like, …
How I Feel About - Hippos
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Hippos are GOOD because the full name, Hippopotamus, from the Greek, is also the proper name of the animals’ genus. So if you get off your lazy ass and say the whole word, you’ll sound like a scientis…
Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
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(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the ninth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or at www.newslaugh.com below each new installment, in case you …
If Embryos Could Talk
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An embryo was relaxing when a female clinician approached the little glass dish in which it was defrosting after a long time in the freezer.The embryo noticed her approach and exclaimed, “Whoopee, d…
