Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-Destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall
Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims mi…
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase. She thinks she found a human bone. They were putting up a fence in their backyard. They’ve been digging and shoveling an…
This Is Not a Scam
This recently came into my e-mail box and I thought I would share it with you.To: Mr. Hauser, in Mytown, USAFrom: Barrister Retard AnnoyingOkey Dokey Law Firm and Legal Practitioners, Nigeria.Greeting…
Who Cracked My Crystal Ball?
It seems like an awful lot of people are asking my opinion these days, usually about things on which I have no opinion to give. They ask my take on international politics, global warming, the overseas…
Mad Cow
At 19 years of age, I knew little of country life, but became a Governess on a cattle property/ranch. While employed as Governess, I was expected not only to teach lessons to the two children and pro…
Goys-Я-Us - How to Fit In
First you should get yourself a yarmulke already. This skull cap will indicate to your new in-laws that you respect their values and hat style preferences. Don’t wear it until you need it, just have…
Creek on Fire
One would think it impossible to set a creek on fire. But that was only a minor challenge for Cousin Charley.Regular readers of this column have met Charley before as a disrupter of church revivals an…
The Sad Truth About the Most Viewed Ezine Articles
Having written a number of humorous and political ezine articles to kind of get my feet wet in this new frontier, I decided to see what other subjects are most often viewed. I’m inquisitive that way…

